Dhani is Best Angry Munchkin

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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asvprock:

meet-you-in-rehab:

asvprock:

i met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5 MINS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER (next town over). we are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. we clicked so well when we first met and today is our first month together!!!!!

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN 
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH 
THAT IS EPIC 
BUT 
BUT 
HOW????????????????!

imageand this is us!

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